Tom and Jerry

We have a very uppity cat called Thomas, we do love him but he is not very friendly.  He's a Rag Doll. Thank god he's beautiful, I'm deeply shallow. It's a bit like living with Naomi Campbell. Swans around, waits to be fed and watered, looks at us as if we are lucky to have him. We have a new, gorgeous, delicious puppy. We've called him Jerry (Tom and Jerry - get it?) He's a  Cavalier King Charles Spaniel -what's with that crazy name? Mind you, a bit flasher than Rag Doll. (Jerry 1 - Tom 0) Jerry's due to be desexed but his testicles haven't dropped down and so nothing is to be done for another 3 months. I told mum and she whispered in my ear "Maybe he's a homosexual". She did have a gay son, makes you wonder.