Mark is mugged by Bambi.

All my decorations are up.
Santa in a hotrod, skiing moose, really scary santa, evil angel, dog with the flapping ears, groovy singing santa, little snow man, the tree with 400 lights, reindeer, Bambi.
They are all sound activated, so when the phone rings, the toys all start singing and the dog goes berko.
Unfortunately, Mark tripped over the fairy lights, fell into the tree, knocked off the reindeers' antlers, landed on Bambi and bled all over the santa snow, my Christmas tree scene looks like a massacre, and he totally stuffed his face, which he sensibly used to land on.
I clocked him checking out his face in the mirror and heard something I never thought he would say "Gee, I hope my nose grows back".