A million years ago, Mark had to give a speech to magazine executives. It was the beginning of the whole, House and Garden, Do-It-Yourself thing.
So he thought it would be interesting if he brought a prop along.
He decided on a vibrator.
We went to an adult shop to purchase it. Oh My God. Someone else came in after us, the quaintly attired salesman shuffled us into this room, and closed the curtain, classy, told the other customer that 'he was with clients'. Bit yucky.
Anyway the choice was mind boggling. We decided on something that looked somewhat respectable and took it out to the man.
He said, "Can't sell you that mate. It's my thermos".
We left.
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