First swim of the season.
I hang out with the old guys at the beach, you know the ones that don't have skin, just skin cancer.
Last year I taught myself to body surf. They used to call me a teabag because I just floated up and down in the same spot and flapped my arms.
I've been promoted now.
I am a tad dangerous and have been known to take out a couple or several swimmers.
I take off on a wave and go full pelt.
I don't open my eyes, salt water stings.
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